What if Patrick Stewart dies...

Shortly after the upcoming Patrick Stewart led Star Trek series was announced, a member posted "What if everyone but Patrick Stewart dies in the middle of the series?" The phrase has been extensively copypasta'd and mutated, and is typically posted ironically and/or for humorous effect, occasionally with names other than Patrick Stewart inserted.

Variations:
 * What if Patrick Stewart dies while watching Malcolm in the Middle?
 * What if Patrick Stewart just died in your arms tonight? And it must have been something you said?
 * What if Patrick Stewart dies before Pango is unbanned?
 * What if Sir Patrick Stewart joins STSP halfway through filming the new series?
 * What if Patrick Warburton dies halfway through the new trek series?